me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
concert tickets: way too expensive
concert tickets: too far away
concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
concert tickets: 18-year limit
me: but
concert tickets: No.
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
